So I was watching Zombieland and just thought I'd throw this post out there. What is your favorite weapon to use against a zombie hoard, either when/if it occurs in real life or in a video game and why you chose it. . .

Very awesome movie, love it.. good question as well. I'd have to say for me, a sawn off shotgun. gotta love the power those things kick.

A Challenger 2 tank

While that does seem a little overkill ^^^ I prefer the good old reliable M1 Garand

After reading the zombie survival guide, I have to go with the Xiaolin Spade. Coupled with rule 4, (blades don't need reloading), for short range. A rifle for long range.

thats why you carry a bayonet

For melee...



It's noisy, needs regular cleaning, guts and other bodily matter jam the blade and it runs on already scarce and precious gas. Unfortunately, this weapon strikes most civilians as the ultimate zombie- killer because of its portrayal in movies. The advantages are the psychological advantage of having a massive, roaring blade in your hands and the fact that it can easily make a one-hit kill on a zombie.

For fun..



This weapon is basically a glove with metal spikes. This weapon allows you to operate guns, machinery, etc. and still have some defense against arm bites. Keep in mind that you have to get dangerously close to a zombie. Actual use of this item would entail rubbing your arm back and forth on a zombie multiple times, virtually cheese grating it to the point of haemorrhaging.

^^^ ^^^

I prefer chain mail myself:

Well for the movie magic, a lightsaber. It would be fun to slice the zombie to pieces without the concern of a dulled edge.

For reality a Katana, Model 500 S&W Magnum Revolver and an AK-47 for its reliability, cheapness, and low maintenance.

I would have to say Chainsaw. It is fool proof, until I run out of fuel that is.

or the chain breaks, or gets jammed between a few bones and muscle

i would just do what bill murry did and pretent im a zombie

i would have to use a ninja sword...imma ninja lol muahhhh hahaha!!!!

but i would also carry around a pistol in case the zombies dont see me yet and i didnt wanna get close

Uhm a really good pair of running shoes

thats a great idea...

I would want to have a blowtorch just in case i got swarmed by a whole lot of them

Well, an F-18 would do for me, fully armed and fueled. Let's see the undead bastards follow me in the sky, or a b-17 to wipe whole infected cities off the map.

[color="#00FF00"][/color][size="4"][/size] thats a good idea with the airplane but you cant stay in a plane the whole time, who knows how long the zombies will last. what then !?

After whiping a whole city of the map I could stay there and defend my city. Eventualy people would find out there's a city free of zombies (I could have it surrounded by barbed wire) and more would flock to my city, and we could rebuild the whole world starting from there (the zombies would die out eventualy). And the people who would come would surely have guns and ammo. I could go on from there with my b-17 and clear out more cities, we would have something like a demilitarized zone (dezombified)

the F 18 is a good idea but what if you need a little more fire power or to carry more people, first thing that comes to mind is:


An AC-130 Spectre, run sucka run muwha hah hah haaaaaaaa

Crash that airship has to come down sometime to refuel. The Zombies will be waiting.....

not if I have one of these on standby:


Good for mid air refueling at least 4 times, and when empty makes on hell of a kamikaze

Too badthe crew doesn't know it has stowaways.

I would have to go with dynamite with swarms and a katana at close range.

i would say...as long as my daddy(Joker74) is there i would be all good...but i would have to carry around a chainsaw for the classical zombie killing tool...oh yeah!!!

i would go with some kind of machine gun with atached grenade launcher. the grenades could help clear a path when u find urself stuck in a shopping mall with no way out.. but idealy id have my own terminator

Just found the latest in military weaponry

i would use these,

an irish walking stick and a scottish dirk
because you never run outta ammo! and its easy to sharpen a good medium length well balanced blade

personally if I had to choose a knife I'd go with a couple of theses babies



Made of 1095 Cro-Van steel and sharp as a razor, standard issue in the Army