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dilettante
Who will prevail and why. smile3.gif
Menace77
Yoda!
Cause is Yoda!!!
necroz
Hulk is strongest one there is
tuk90
yoda he's awesome f*@&% superman neo and the huld
DemOniC


Well Yoda wins.. he is an old jedi master full of experience and knowledge, can predict things, can do a lot of tricks with is mind, throw lighting, is small and agile and uses a light saber bigger than himself.
smitty4lyf
QUOTE (necroz @ May 24 2007, 02:45 PM) *
Hulk is strongest one there is


yeah but he's a dumbass, also. if you didn't know, they had a dc vs marvel series some years back and superman defeated him pretty quickly by knocking him out with a damn mountain (i think). but yeah, Superman wins because he's got everything you need and this "the force" B.S. won't help when he's coming at you at super speed and breaks your neck before you have a chance to apply a jedi mind trick. of course, he wouldnt break your neck cuz he's a good guy, but i'm just saying hypothetically. just my two cents though...
Longshaft
Somewhere between Neo and Yoda i guess, because Supermans too Sesame St. and i think somebody already pointed out that the Hulk is'nt really the sharpest knife in the drawer.

I think this whole thread is misleading though, because Cobalt-60 could wipe the floor with the whole lot and would likely give Superman a good shagging in the process.
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QUOTE (Longshaft @ May 28 2007, 07:13 PM) *
Somewhere between Neo and Yoda i guess, because Supermans too Sesame St. and i think somebody already pointed out that the Hulk is'nt really the sharpest knife in the drawer.

I think this whole thread is misleading though, because Cobalt-60 could wipe the floor with the whole lot and would likely give Superman a good shagging in the process.
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Do you even need to ask this question? A jedi, regardless of who it is would never be able to hold his own against Superman in a million years. Oooh lookat me, I have a stick made of energy and I can throw you with my mind. Superman could beat Yoda with just the use of his heat vision.

Where Neo may be fast and know some cool Kung-fu, he would get his ass handed to him by the Hulk or Superman. I know in the movies he can stop bullets and all that.. but I'm fairly certain he wouldn't be able to hold the Hulk or Superman back by doing his mind trick. Neo is fast, but so is Superman.

Leaving the Hulk and Superman to fight. I've gone over this many times with friends. But the Hulk would lose simply because he doesn't have speed, or the ability to fly. He may have more brute force then Superman but that just doesn't cut it. Superman would just have to fly super high and then fly all the way back down and pummel the Hulk. With that much force I don't think the Hulk would get up anytime soon. Even if he did he would never even touch Superman. Even if it was the smart version of the Hulk where while he was the Hulk he still possessed the intelligence of Bruce Banner he wouldn't be able to beat Superman. He's from Marvel, so he wouldn't even know what Kryptonite was, or that it was Supermans weakness.

Superman for the win.
Max363
Yoda will dominate as he is too cute to harm
M0rbid
Not if Yoda makes a kryptonite lightsaber. :) jkz. Na I'm thinking superman, cos he has everything, strength, flying and all that, so Superman all the way. Yoda doesn't throw lighting btw, hes not evil.
Magnet
Superman would win..
he could move faster then yoda could thing
I am a huge fan of yoda and superman but it comes down to speed with these two.
One of Supermans vulrnabilites(SP) is magic.. i'm not sure of a light saber qualifies as magic

as far as neo and hulk
kinda rough because if it were in the matrix neo could do what he did to the smith at the end of the first move and enter his body and make it explode
If it wernt in the matrix hulk smash all the way
shadyboy
Yoda beacuse of the Force and Neo couse he controlls the Matrix we live in ( yes I do belive in the Matrix ^_^)
necroz
The Hulk hasn't been unintelligent for about 13 years in comics. Hulk is smartest one there is too.

also and ftr, hulk was the ONLY thing that could stop Onslaught.
Pretorian
Superman, hands down. for 1 he is Superman, for 2 he has everything needed to beat all enemy's. yoda is great and all but like most ppl said ne way he couldnt stop superman. neo shouldnt be in this, the caliber superhero is to high for him to be in the list. hulk is as everybody said is just to dumb, slow. so i will go with superman.
V3n0m
I have to think that Yoda would win here.

The Hulk is very strong, but is fairly out of control and would easily be beaten by mind over matter. Yoda would proably leap out of the way and cut him to pieces with the lightsaber.

Superman would be a similar issue, even though he is smarter and faster, I think that Yoda could sense what Superman was about to do and stop him from getting close enough to attack.

Neo being only human wouldn't stand much chance against Yoda, I don't think. Especially since Neo has always seemed very open to suggestion, from the Oracle etc. Yoda's Jedi mind tricks would ruin Neo's day and he would probably end up beating himself to death after picking a fight with Yoda. biggrin.gif
animaloooo
hold it .......... right there.....its the [ HULK ] and the mad he gets the stronger he will be ..u dont like the [ HULK ] when he is angry ... and he is not dumb ... its juts that [ the hulk ] is taking over banner when he is angry so he can smash ....coz banner he is too smart and carefully and bla bla bla...and if he wasn't strong why they shot him into space ????????????????
so i say the [ HULK ] ... if u don't agree with me its ok...but just go and read [ world war hulk ]
i do love superman ..but the hulk wins
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fafehu
Yoda...force powers pwned superman's abilities. light saber-slice and dice the man from krypton.
neo is only worth his weight in the 'matrix'. out side of it...some abilities..then bleh..
hulk is the strongest, his power level swells the angrier he gets. there are no known limits for his growth.
all together Yoda seems to be on top...of the pile ok.gif
Affinity
Neo because he's capable of one thing none of the others are: breaking the laws of reality. In the matrix hands down he is invincible, in the real world as foreshadowed by his encounter with the sentinels he has the ability to develop the same connection and irrelevance to the laws of reality in reality!
Devangel
QUOTE (DARTHVADER @ Apr 17 2007, 06:26 PM) *
Who will prevail and why. smile3.gif



i guess superman win unless yoda ,neo or hulk are made from krebtoni deal2.gif
packenheat
I think the Hulk would win hands down because the fact stating the angrier he gets the stronger he gets. It doesn't matter how intelligent you are in a fight, pure brute force tends to be unstoppable, trust me I know. Most of these characters have their kudos and limitations but in my book the only way to stop the hulk would be himself. I don't think even the writers know the his ultimate limitations or level.
victornaman
My heart goes out to the Hulk but logic dictates that Superman will win. Yoda and Neo won't be able to hold a candle to both of these powerhouses....What if we throw Super Saiyan 4 Gokou in the mix, who do you think will win?
SupermanGTR
Superman will prevail every single time. What does Yoda have, speed, the force, and some ugliness? Nothing compared to Superman, hes way faster, who needs the force when you can fly and you can burn him with your eyes? And Neo, I don't even have to explain why that panzy doesn't have a chance. Then theres the Hulk. His biggest ability is strength. I think if he were to arm wrestle Superman, Superman would brake the Hulk's back. I've seen Kal El lift an entire sky scraper. He is the fastest, the strongest, he can fly, and they can't hide form him because he has x-ray vision. Its a very simple and very fast fight which Superman wins.
PhoenixBomb
fscarberry, I agree buddy.

Neo, Hulk and Yoda are all dust compared to superman.

Take em down! tease.gif
Nieras
QUOTE (V3n0m @ Jul 29 2007, 01:44 PM) *
I have to think that Yoda would win here.

The Hulk is very strong, but is fairly out of control and would easily be beaten by mind over matter. Yoda would proably leap out of the way and cut him to pieces with the lightsaber.

Superman would be a similar issue, even though he is smarter and faster, I think that Yoda could sense what Superman was about to do and stop him from getting close enough to attack.

Neo being only human wouldn't stand much chance against Yoda, I don't think. Especially since Neo has always seemed very open to suggestion, from the Oracle etc. Yoda's Jedi mind tricks would ruin Neo's day and he would probably end up beating himself to death after picking a fight with Yoda. biggrin.gif

yeah thats what im thinking of
Saj5786
its all versus all, so they will keep the little one for when they are tired, (Yoda), so they kill each other and yoda wins without suet xD

lolol xD
dankbry
Sorry to all the superman lovers out there but do your research on the HULK! It doesn't matter what you hit him with it only makes him stronger. Yoda and Neo are not even part of the equation.
SupermanGTR
Superman will throw the hulks ass on the sun. I dont think that will make him stronger.
gn0mish
Hulk:
- He's dumb
+ He gets stronger the angrier he becomes
+ He can't be hurt.
- He can be stopped for a period of time with: a) a jedi mind trick forcing him to not attack. b) the matrix being manipulated into it being impossible for him to do anything. c) him being thrown into outer space or buried under a moutain at the botton of the sea, or something.

In a fight, he can't loose. It's a matter of stamina. Rage gives him stamina.

Superman:
- He's dumb.
+ Sure he's fast and strong, and mostly invincible, and he has the superbreath, and all the visions. And the flying thing.
- He has the sun as his powersource.
- Kryptonite hurts him, makes him weak, and mortal.

In a fight, the only thing that's stops him is cryptonite combined with wits.

Neo:
+ Can do anything he wants as long as he is in the Matrix. Is he?
- Like the Green Lantern: the only thing that limits him, is his imagination and will-power.
- He's not very bright. He doesn't think fast enough to be able to stop/kill them all.

He will be deleted. He's not bright enough.

Yoda:
+ He's smart.
+ He's fast.
+ He's experienced.
+ He can predict the future, therefore, he will know who would win, and wouldn't join the fight unless there was a good reason. He would also know all their weaknesess.
- He is old and mortal.
+ He can do magic.

Yoda would jump around and do lot's of dirty mind tricks. He would find cryptonite. He would use it. He would be able to stop all the attacks during meditation.

What would happen:
Superman, Neo and Yoda has weaknesess. They would eventually die. Superman would be killed by Yoda's cryptonite. Neo would have been killed by Superman's agility and brute combined with Hulk's unstoppable rage and strength. Yoda could stop Superman from doing anything. Yoda would trick Superman and Neo into killing each other. Hulk would destroy the remains of Supe's and Neo, and would eventually go after Yoda. Yoda would either die from being to tired to use mind-control on Hulk, or die of old-age.

Hulk wins because Yoda is old and tired.
ThanatosD
QUOTE (gn0mish @ Feb 23 2008, 01:56 PM) *
Hulk:
- He's dumb
+ He gets stronger the angrier he becomes
+ He can't be hurt.
- He can be stopped for a period of time with: a) a jedi mind trick forcing him to not attack. b) the matrix being manipulated into it being impossible for him to do anything. c) him being thrown into outer space or buried under a moutain at the botton of the sea, or something.

In a fight, he can't loose. It's a matter of stamina. Rage gives him stamina.

Superman:
- He's dumb.
+ Sure he's fast and strong, and mostly invincible, and he has the superbreath, and all the visions. And the flying thing.
- He has the sun as his powersource.
- Kryptonite hurts him, makes him weak, and mortal.

In a fight, the only thing that's stops him is cryptonite combined with wits.

Neo:
+ Can do anything he wants as long as he is in the Matrix. Is he?
- Like the Green Lantern: the only thing that limits him, is his imagination and will-power.
- He's not very bright. He doesn't think fast enough to be able to stop/kill them all.

He will be deleted. He's not bright enough.

Yoda:
+ He's smart.
+ He's fast.
+ He's experienced.
+ He can predict the future, therefore, he will know who would win, and wouldn't join the fight unless there was a good reason. He would also know all their weaknesess.
- He is old and mortal.
+ He can do magic.

Yoda would jump around and do lot's of dirty mind tricks. He would find cryptonite. He would use it. He would be able to stop all the attacks during meditation.

What would happen:
Superman, Neo and Yoda has weaknesess. They would eventually die. Superman would be killed by Yoda's cryptonite. Neo would have been killed by Superman's agility and brute combined with Hulk's unstoppable rage and strength. Yoda could stop Superman from doing anything. Yoda would trick Superman and Neo into killing each other. Hulk would destroy the remains of Supe's and Neo, and would eventually go after Yoda. Yoda would either die from being to tired to use mind-control on Hulk, or die of old-age.

Hulk wins because Yoda is old and tired.



saevilw.gif Remove Superman's humanity and you have the ultimate killing machine. Yoda and Neo would be dead before they could act.The Hulk would be flown into space where he would passout do to lack of air and thrown into the sun thus destroyed.....
Syris
Batman would win, even if he wasn't in the fight, just because he's better than all listed.
LuDvAn
Superman wins if theres no kripnonite around.
Neo wins if he's plugged in the Matrix, if not hes just a regular guy.
Yoda omg wtf he get his butt kicked and hides in 1 movie (dont remenber which tongue.gif ).
Hulks wins if he doesnt become a man in the midlle of the fight.

All of them have their weaknesses! clapping.gif

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ALI3N
Master Yoda using the force+ Lightsaber
how could he not just look at him






Rabid Monkey
i think it would probably have to be the hulk simply because as one or two you stated he just keeps getting stronger and bigger the angrier he gets, and he gets angrier by being hit most of the time so... ya GO HULK
oceanminded
character wise i would loves to go with yoda... he old skool... but the logic in me would be the hulk... the most under estimated hero outs there and like packenheat says no one knows his true potential... we've seen him when in so many different changes and even when he was the dimwitted giant he overcame his obstacles with pitbull determinations

THE HULK WITH A KNOCKOUT
enzodad
True packenheat. Although superman is strong and fast his powrs like the rest of them are limited. Anyone who knows anything about hulk knows the madder you make him oir the more you hurt him the stronger he gets. Superman only one give him a good run untill the hulk finaly gets tired or playing around and squashes his butt. But neo. dosent even belong in that fight. Bedn reality all you want the bug s will smoke you remember he almost stomped Goku untill he laid him flat.
xbonez
Neo coz he's just so cool
Mikeedo
It all depends on what mythology your following. This applies to all of them, and yes, the hulk can be killed, he can be tricked into transforming back into banner and killed, and lobo kicked supes ass. I don't think anyone here has read all source material for all these characters so it all really boils down to the imagination put out thus forth by their creators. Anybody can kill anybody, that's y fighting sports have rules. Just like in the real world, it all depends on the creator who dies and who lives. So for debates like this, there should be rules and circumstances so that people can better predict the winner.
stran93r
The Hulk can't lose... Cause if started to lose he would just get angrier and stronger
benstoked
the hulk:

superman vs. Yoda Vs. Neo Vs. Hulk

all strengths have been pointed out.
as well as weaknesses.

the hulk would lose in the first round, but he wouldn't be killed (hands down).
the other three would fight 'til the death (this would be the epic fight, the kind of thing you would gouge your eye's out for not seeing firsthand)

which leaves the hulk as the only survivor.
death = lose
survive = win?
Mikeedo
Have not read all mythos about hulk but so far as i know, yes, hulk cannot be killed, but can be calmed down to turn back into bruce banner, then killed, and yoda can do that. Why not include he-man, he's supposed to be the strongest man in the universe, kicked supes ass a bit until he realized superman was a good guy, a comic i read once. But he's just like the hulk, can be coerced into turning back to adam then killed. So why not include Mazinkaiser (giant mech, the most powerful of all) since the catch phrase of it's creator (also creator of Mazinger Z) was controlling Mazinger lets you become a god or a demon, but harnessing Mazinkaiser's powers would enable you to destroy them. Pretty much says it all, really. Although any of these five would just have to kill Koji kabuto (pilot of both mechs) and would fight to control the mech themselves, which pretty much brings us back to the beginning of the argument at hand, he4.
Nyuccafie
There's only ONE thing to think about.


The More you piss off the Hulk, the more powerful he becomes.

Superman has limits.

Yoda has Limits.

Neo Has limits.

The Hulk does not.

Read up on some of the newest Comics? Hulk actually became leader of an Alien world and had a wife.

The wife was killed.

The aliens, that followed him.......spoke of him as a "Force of Nature", leveling entire countries. Imagine the Hulk the size of a 30 lvl building.




The Hulk Wins. They will all try, they might get close, but the'll just keep pissing him off and eventually they will loose. Nuff said.


Oh and I just realized somebody said this already. But more to the point!! lol.
Mikeedo
Superman is always superman, neo is always neo, yoda is always yoda, but the hulk can revert back into being bruce banner, then be killed. But if he finds some way to become the hulk permanently then yes, he will probably win the fight, but lose in life since he can't go out with girls anymore, he4, there aren't that many she-hulks to go around. And superman's strength varies depending on the planet. He's a regular guy on krypton and could also be on hoth, who knows? But yoda and neo's strength lies not in the physical, but the mental, so they won't change on any planet. And just in case anybody comments on yoda (being the good looking jedi master that he is) not having any chicks (aside from being a jedi and all, it did'nt stop anakin), remember, he has his own species, the hulk does not.
Hashishin666
Give superman a kryptonite sandwich and you can kill him.

Unplug Neo from the matrix and you can kill him.

Wait for Bruce Banner to calm down and you can kill him.

I haven't figured anything out for Yoda yet but I will.
TheAvaTaR
Tickle him and he'll weaken? unsure.gif
Hashishin666
Cheers Av good.gif

Tickle Yoda and he may become distracted enough for you to kill him tongue.gif
tqw
The Physics Of Superheroes
TheAvaTaR
QUOTE (Hashishin666 @ Aug 19 2008, 11:44 AM) *
Cheers Av good.gif

Tickle Yoda and he may become distracted enough for you to kill him tongue.gif


grin.gif I bet he's not that clever enough to avoid your tickle grin.gif

QUOTE (tqw @ Aug 19 2008, 11:53 PM) *


Now that's what we should read.. . devil read.gif
hammar1904
This is so easy.. Yoda would win hands down.

1. He would go do his homework.

2. He would then realize that Kryptonite is really bad for Superman.

3. He would change his saber-crystal in his lightsaber and put in a kryptonite crystal.

4. He would go make Superman his little b*atch.

And f*ck The Hulk and Neo, we all know it's between Superman and Master Yoda.

*edit:

And how would The Hulk fight without his arms and sh*t like that? Yoda would just chop them off before he grew angrier. And besides, Yoda could just toy around with The Hulk using his awesome Force Grib.
number1xer0
neo would hack yoda to throw the hulk (who has kyrptonian knuckle punchers) into superman, so i guess neo would win in this situation hands down
RequiemValorum
QUOTE (hammar1904 @ Aug 26 2008, 02:05 AM) *
This is so easy.. Yoda would win hands down.

1. He would go do his homework.

2. He would then realize that Kryptonite is really bad for Superman.

3. He would change his saber-crystal in his lightsaber and put in a kryptonite crystal.

4. He would go make Superman his little b*atch.

And f*ck The Hulk and Neo, we all know it's between Superman and Master Yoda.

*edit:

And how would The Hulk fight without his arms and sh*t like that? Yoda would just chop them off before he grew angrier. And besides, Yoda could just toy around with The Hulk using his awesome Force Grib.


I agree fully with this statement, It makes great sense.
QUOTE (number1xer0 @ Oct 6 2009, 02:17 PM) *
neo would hack yoda to throw the hulk (who has kyrptonian knuckle punchers) into superman, so i guess neo would win in this situation hands down

neo would hack yoda into throwing hulk with kryptonian knucle busters at superman bottom line is neo wins


Neo only has power when he is jacked into the matrix, all the others have their powers in the *cough* real world.

In the real world, neo doesn't stand a chance.
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