Hey dudes just thought of game, lets see if it works...

Rules

Its a story game where each post adds a new part
You start with either "fortunately..." or "unfortunately..." alternating

for example
Barry bought a new car...

"fortunately it was fast"

"unfortunately it was too fast and he ended up crashing the next day"

"fortunately..."

and so on...

cool?

ill start...

A minion woke up one morning and decided it was going to be a good day...

Unfortunately he was late for work...

fortunately his boss is in a good mood...

Unfortunately he was so late that he missed out on morning tea...

fortunately his secretary had keept some tea for him...

Unfortunately he missed an importent meating

fortunately his secretary could reschedule the meating... (super secretary )

unfortunately he fell down the stairs on the way to his meeting, and sprained his ankle...

fortunately, there was a doctor on that floor...

unfortunately the doctor specialised in gynacology (sorry about spelling... sure you know what i mean )

fortunately the doctor brought his first aid kit

unfortunately it contained a bottle of vodka and some fags, he'd just been struck off.

fortunately everybody was too drunk to notice that the struck off doctor was drunk too

Unfortunately this didn't help the poor minion with the twisted ankle, he looked around for some help...

fortunately, there was a 3ed yead med student who was intering the bulding

Unfortunately, he was scheduled to run the London Marathon that afternoon and his ankle would never be ready in time...

fortunately, there was storm this day and the marathon was postpone

Unfortunately his area got flooded and he couldn't get out of the building...

fortunately he had a helicopter...

Unfortunately the helicopter had ran out of fuel

Fortunately he had a parachute handy...

Unfortunately the darn thing did not open

Fortunately. a passing hanglider was able to swoop in and pick him up...

Unfortunately the Hang Glider did not handle the weight of two people

fortunately, he landed in a passing f-22

unfortunately he landed on the pilots knee and obscured his view and they crashed

fortunately, and rather surprisingly, he managed to survive the crash with only minor injuries...

Unfortunately, he got lost in the debris on his way to the office...

Fortunately, he found one of his co-workers who seemed to know where he was going...

Unfortunately, his co-worker was a compulsive liar and they ended up in a strip club

Fortunately he had a good time anyway

Unfortunately, he spent all his pay in the strip club on a tart named Helena

Fortunately, Ed new when to leave

Unfortunately, he had to leave cuz she wouldnt pay him any more attention without getting paid for it.

Fortunately he had some loose change for his bus fare home

Unfortunately, the bus had a different route.

Fortunately someone threw him off the bus once they realized he was on the wrong bus

unfortunately it was straight into a line of moving traffic

Fortunately he landed between the cars and escaped with a few minor scratches

unfortunately the scratches became infected

Fortunately he only lost one arm because of the infection

unfortunately it was the left one and he was lefthanded

Fortunately he also had the ability to right with his feet...

unfortunately, he cant see with his right eye.

Fortunately, he was able to borrow an eye patch from Tek-one!

Unfortunately, the patches were too small

Fortunately he patches two patches together to make a big patch

Unfortunately, his head was too big, and it still didn't fit...

Fortunately he had enough elastic in his pants to wrap it round his huge head

unforunately his pants were too loose...

Fortunately, he managed to steal a piece of cord from a passing nun to keep them up with.