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Someone asks a "What would you do if?" question. The next person replies, and then asks their own question.



What would you do if aliens abducted you?

Clamp my legs together


What would you do if you had to "play" with Tibby and she hadn't been fed for a week ......

Feed it first.

What would you do if you have nothing else to do?

sit and contemplate my navel


What would you do if you suddenly realised you were a wasp?

resign and go play for London Irish


What would you do if you found yourself falling from a tall building?

wake up

what would you do if you wake up in prison?

make sure my ass isn't exposed :)

what would you do if you hit a pedestrian?

Make sure I hit all the witnesses too...

what would you do if you were stranded on an iceberg with a polar bear?

try to fed em my legs first.
what would you do if you were thrown into a swimming pool size deep fryer??

swim around and hope to find achip for a quick last meal

what would you do if you were hit on by an old man at the bus stop?

Try and convince him that he wanted to be mugged...


What would you do if you were suddenly changed into the opposite gender? keep it clean

become a lesbian ;) I'm keeping it clean by leaving it at that.

what would you do if you didn't have any feet or hands?

learn how to use a mouse with any other body part...

What would you do if you won a multi-million dollar(pound/euro/yen/etc.) lottery?

invest and partay.

what would you do if chewbacca jumped out at you from behind a tree?

I'd make a bong out of R2-D2 and offer him a hit.





what would you do if Arnold Swarzchenegger called you a girly-man and threatened to pump you up??

i'd call Chuck Norris.

What would you do if michael jackson showed up at your door, asking you to come out and play?

I'll call the kid from Home Alone to join us.

What would you do if maynard forgot to add another question in the 'What Would You Do If....' thread??

slap his wrists ...



What would you do if you were stranded on an island in the middle of the ocean?

Sorry.

Unstrand myself.

What would you do if you have nine lives?

do as many deadly stunts as possible until i had the one that i need left.....



what would u do without the internet?

Sleep more at night?


What would you do if you were in a crashing plane?

Look forward to seeing The Dark One


what would you do if Bill Gates turned up at your home?

tie him up and torture him for his card and pin number.

What would you do if the devil showed up in your bed?

i'd charge her the same price as eveybody else





what would you do if your home planet were invaded by the intergalactic hordes of GraAaggh??

Move to graAaggh

What would you do if you were a King (or queen)?

Excommunicate the Pope.

What would you do if you're a pope?

Realise the truth and find The Dark One...



What would you do if woke up after a Friday Night out next to a 16 stone beast of a woman?

(What I normally do) give her a mate's number and leave hastily...

What would you do if you woke up blind?

Listen to some of DarsideRG's fine releases...

What would you do if coffee didn't exist?

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What would you do if an em pulse completely knocked out the internet (and all your other electronics)?

Play with one of the cats.

What would you do if there were no domesticated animals?

Play with one of the cats

What would you do if you woke up wearing a straightjacket?

head butt the padded walls.

What would you do if you lost an arm?

Look in the place i'd least expect.

What would you do if Darkside SHUT DOWN?

...

What would you do if lemons took over the world?

... actually, don't they already...

I'd hide all my bottles of Fizzy Pop.



What would you do if you woke up after a late night with someone else's clothes on?

take a look in the mirror

what would do if you ran out of mountain dew?

Get my head around the madness as the insanity sets in...

What would you do if a loved one found a stash of Innapropriate magazines under the bed?

Define innapropriate

What would you do if you found them?

read them .... to see how innapropriate they were ...

what would you do if someone told you face didn't fit?

Pull a different one ...

What would you do if you actually saw a flying pig?

Claim bankruptcy.




What would you do if Bill O'Reilly showed up at your door with a falafel and a hard-on?? [context]

By the looks of things I would file a law suit. Everyone in the world should read that.

What would you do if you woke up as the opposite sex? (keep it clean)

Yawn, scratch & fart ... apparently its the law ...

What would you do if you hadnt eaten for a week and the only food was rats?

I hear rat-atouille is very nice


what would you do if you suddenly became a superhero?

Invite Wonder Woman up to my bedroom.....


What would you do if your Torrents didn't work?

Commit Suicide.


What would you do if you were 5 again and woke up to your parents reproducing?

Surgically remove my eyes with a sharp implement

What would you do if you woke up with 1 Kidney?

Probably go steal someone elses

What would you do if you only had one thing to eat, and it had to be rotten