New game for you all. Basically you write, I drink because..... and give a reason
i:e I drink because my mum told me to do it ! I will start it off by saying.
I drink because it makes me feel big and clever!

I drink because it makes me feel relaxed and happy.

i drink because big boys said they would hit me if i didnt

I drink because i hit those same boys

I drink because i saw oppaker hit those boys

I drink because my doctor said it wouldn't matter; I'm dead anyway, he said. HAH! I'm immortal, as we all know.

i drink because its cheaper than crack

I drink because i've run out of mushrooms to smoke.

i drink because i like to talk rubbish

I drink because i like to understand it when the others talk rubbish.

i drink because i like looking through beer goggles

I drink because getting drunk is the only way i can be cute.

i drink because i like smelling like a brewery

I drink because it's beanz's fault

I drink cos my best friend is a bad influence ( yeah right! she blames me)

I drink because I like the taste

I'm talking about soft drinks, as I'm teetotal

Because is Tuesday......

What better reason could there possibly be?

I drink because I keep hearing my name called from the drinks cupboard and i'm so sure it's that bottle of black label vodka doing it

That's just smirnoff's new bottle top.

And...it...won't...stop...until...you've...finished...it...all

Mwahahaha


..........Because if I don't someone else will

I drink because I'm thirsty

^^ Me too

Because it helps the light side seem darker and the darkside seem.... well.... darker

I drink because I need to

I drink because,,,,,,,,I don't drink.

I drink because the blue cookie monster saw me beat up those bigger kids that would hit him if he didn't drink,
and thereby can't pretend it didn't happen, 'coz it did, and he made this thread about it, so now i'm doomed to remember it, even though i'd rather forget it, but then can't, so... I guess that's why i drink.

i dont drink

I drink because...







... that's what the voices are telling me to do.

I thought you don't drink .... after all you are a toddler, ain't ya

I drink because...


I can buy beer

I drink because I fancy a drink

i drink because its the easy way out

I drink because i a) love the taste of Tequilla
b)Need Sleep
c)occasionally run low on weed



Nuggs420

i drink because
1. it is fun
2. a lot of funny things happen when you are drunk
3. you do stupid things when drunk
4. girls testosterone level increase very much (making them more "willing" )
5. everyone does it so great to get new friends with
6. anyone can drink in Denmark, you just have to be 16 to buy, but they never check have bought when i was 15

I drink because I like soft drinks

good one ^^

yeah i also drink because some drinks taste fucking good

I drink because I'm teetotal

^^^

I drink .... for not only quenching my thirst but also for avoiding water on all occasions.

I think you and I need to sit down and have a little chat honey.


I drink cos that bottle has my name on it

I drink because it gives me more energy to TheDeadMan

IDB of ^^

I drink because water causes rust.

I drink because I love to get drunk

IDB ^^ shares his mug of beer with me.. .

IDB i want to.. .

I Drink Because I don't

I drink because... it's Friday again

I drink because I accidentally saw my grandmother naked once.......

IDB i wanna fulfill this hole inside me

IDB I'm thirsty

IDB we have an occasion