dilettante
Sep 25 2008, 03:28 PM
I really enjoyed reading everybody's opinions on the last versus topic(Hulk, Yoda, Supes, Neo) so I thought I'd throw another versus topic out. My cousin, friends and I keep on arguing on who would prevail between the two. Both of them have extreme fighting skills tactics, gadgets, weapons at hand, butI think Bond would win simply because he kills (without remorse if I may add) while The Dark Knight refuses to kill anybody and Bond also has the support of the whole mi6 while Batman only has Alfred and a few others. I think Bond will be sipping a Martini while offing Batman(no intentions of pissing Fanboys off). My cousin and friends on the other hand, have their own arguments as to why Batman would kick Bond's ass (My cuz is also a Darksider so I'll leave it up to him to explain his side).
By the way, It would be cooler if we could base it on the reboots, ie. Batman from "Batman Begins" and "The Dark Knight" and James Bond from "Casino Royale" and the upcoming "Quantum Of Solace". But all types of basis are still very much welcome. ex. Ian Fleming Books, Older Bond movies, Batman Comic Books, Graphic Novels, Detective Comics, etc..I'm just curious and am interested with what everybody here thinks.
That said, let the explanations and arguments begin.
P.S. a mini or sub-versus question(Should not be included with the Bond vs. Batman explanation): John Matrix(Commando) vs. John Rambo (obviously Rambo) vs. James Braddock (Missing In Action) vs. John McClane (Die Hard)
YoGi
Sep 25 2008, 03:31 PM
bond!
he gets the lady!
and he is just so charming funny and witty...
XxA Fat KidxX
Sep 26 2008, 04:21 AM
Batman, he has the bat-mobile. Duh hello... Automatic win.
xtnkzn
Sep 30 2008, 10:44 AM
Hmmm... this is a pretty good match. For me I think Batman will win this one. Yes, they both have high-tech weaponry, fighting skills, and dealt with insane villains on a more or less equal footing. It's also true that James Bond can kill with no remorse. However, remember that Batman kicked the asses of insane criminals in Gotham who kill without remorse several times (especially the Joker), so I don't think guns can stop the Batman. On a one-on-one fight, Batman has an armor underneath that costume and is more adept in martial arts as well as in the ways of stealth and deception; James Bond is more debonair and fights wearing a tuxedo, completely exposing the weak points of his body for Batman to pound on. Batman will knock him unconscious in seconds before he can even say Bond... James Bond. The only way for James Bond to win against Batman is for him to nuke the entire Gotham City with Batman in it.
Hashishin666
Sep 30 2008, 10:37 PM
OK, if we're talking in Gotham then yeah I can understand that Batman might win but if we're talking about hand to hand with no high tech toys in a ring then Bond all the way. Bond is essentially a hitman. This means he's trained in martial techniques designed to incapacitate people very quickly with minimum damage to one's self. He'd probably just bop him under the nose killing him in one hit.
Unfazed
Oct 1 2008, 05:41 PM
QUOTE (Hashishin666 @ Sep 30 2008, 05:37 PM)

OK, if we're talking in Gotham then yeah I can understand that Batman might win but if we're talking about hand to hand with no high tech toys in a ring then Bond all the way. Bond is essentially a hitman. This means he's trained in martial techniques designed to incapacitate people very quickly with minimum damage to one's self. He'd probably just bop him under the nose killing him in one hit.
/agree
Also Bond always gets the girl or girls, sometimes Batman gets too wrapped up in the hunt for evil doers to get the girl... least he has Robin?
madcat2179
Oct 4 2008, 11:37 PM
Money on bond for one reason
"WAAAAAH! Mommy and daddy died by a gun, I can't use them T_T"
Tough it up you pussy, the punisher watched every member in his family get gunned down and what does he use?! GUUUUUUNS
ikilledmyagoia
Oct 28 2008, 07:40 AM
the problem here is that he is Bond... he's not gonna fk around with Batman, he's gonna find and hang out with Bruce Wayne, have some drinks and chat a while, then a couple shots with a silenced PPK into Bruce's head for the win
DemOniC
Nov 2 2008, 01:38 PM
Well, bond gets the girl and the fun... but in a man to man fight batman wins.
kilticnot
Nov 3 2008, 01:47 AM
Ok, having seen much of both, batman/bruce was essentially trained in bushido and most japanese martial arts apply. bond is essentially trained in them all, from all over the world, like capuerra and mag krava, ninjitsu, etc...government trained assassin vs richboysamurai, both have a government mint to support thier logistics, both have awesome weapons, cars, etc, there's girls on both sides...it would be an awesome match up...however the sheer numbers of kills 007 has to his credit and the lack of killing on the comic hero's (a move to placate parents by DC)alter ego, not to mention bruce is a tortured soul, your supposed to empathize with his vigilante style. Whereas 007 kills his target, gets laid and drunk, every time. No Ifs, Ands, or Buts. So my vote just has to go to the Bond character, just because he is so much more lethal in general.
bluRR
Dec 19 2008, 09:22 AM
naa... it got to B batman, although acting as a group has its own advantages... it has its own disadvantages! for a person who jus kills his foes on his first attmpt cant get more infomation in the longer run, it mayB easy jus to kill a low-level guy in the field of criminals... but when it comes 2 a guy of a higher level, u jus cant xpCt him(bond) 2 act the way he used 2 b, okhe gets the info 4m his group there will b a time when u jus cant seem 2 truSt anybody & then, u gotto 'think' accordingly... guYs i dont think bond can do that alone .
when u R 2 play in the field of underground maniaCs, u wud have seen that the guy doesnt have others to take decisions 4 him, Common guys.. bond cant do that 4ever... pLus if u gotto jus kill everyboDy around u 4 d sake of business, u jus cant Be game 4 a very long time... i gues in their world its money that plays a biGGer part, it wudnt b muCh 4 a foe 2 pay up to kill band if he was jus a assassin ,U kno hitman jus asks wAt 2 do? / NOT how 2 do
evRytime band gets in danger their r gAls 2 help him out, boy u kno bettR than mE... u cant have a girl 2 proteCt... ooh! bonD is even sentimental!! i consider havin an affinity 2 girls in their busineSS as even a liability ! i cant say batman is muCh bettr than bond_ but i gues he is muCh bettr than bond, dey say doing something manual is bettr than doing the same thing automatically, it miGht bring out an edge someday.......... u gotto kno tat day might not b long wen u r either batman or bond. Wat do u say?!
Dahk
Dec 27 2008, 07:14 PM
I'd say Batman. Granted both Batman and Bond are both skilled in Martial arts and such.. But I see it like this...
Can bond survive against some of Batman's Villains? Batman constantly deals with people who are good at killing. Like Deathstroke or Rhas al ghul.. I don't even want to throw people like Croc or Clayface into this lol It would be a pretty challenging fight of course.. Don't get me wrong Bond is bad ass.. but dude lol it's Batman. I'm pretty sure Batman has taken worse opponents than Bond under much worse conditions.
I think a more Fair match up would've been Solid Snake and Batman :)
ikilledmyagoia
Dec 28 2008, 11:29 AM
I dunno.. oddjob/ jaws are some pretty beast villies, too, so both dudes have had their share of field experience
pamelazanest
Dec 30 2008, 06:36 AM
We're talking about both of them now have we?
How about this then?
Mr. Greene is no match for Joker! Why?
..Because Mr. Greene is so serious.
He'll get a worse treatment from joker more than what bond did to him.
...Left him in a dessert and let a motor oil decide between life and death. Bah!
Why prolong the agony? Let the knife do the talking!
Nazekanu
Jan 2 2009, 05:53 AM
Bond hands down. Batman may seem cool and tough conceptually, but realistically he would be dead in the water.
@Dahk: Bond is the same as Solid Snake. Both are military trained assassins.
bluRR
Jan 5 2009, 04:27 PM
bond's jus another assassin , u cant aCt the way u want to when ur serious when ur life's on the line... Bond.. he's a pretty serious dude, u cant account on a guy like that for all kind of situations & circumstances.......

ill rather stay with batman instead of a guy who shows off himself
Dahk
Jan 5 2009, 11:24 PM
Bond and Solid Snake aren't really the same.. Only cause they're from the military. Indeed they have similar traits but.. Put Bond against a Ninja.. or even Metal Gear. I'm sure Solid Snake can take Bonds villains out relatively easy in comparison. I don't think Bond would be able to survive in a jungle with out any of his gear. lol
Batman in the Metal Gear world would work pretty well or vis'a versa.
It would also make a retarded bad ass game LOL
crazyfroggy
Mar 15 2009, 01:54 PM
ITS ALWAYS BOND
JAMES BOND
BATMAN IS GOOD BT BOND IS BETTER

A SINGLE LADY FOR POOR BATMAN
BT A NEW ONE EVERYTIME FOR BOND
bluRR
Mar 15 2009, 04:43 PM
wat do U wanna do?!
play around wit the gals or bust some serious s**t out thr ?!
wen its time 4 business.. it leaves no room 4 play..
ull kno bettr if u placed urself thr.. wat wud U B ?! play around wit dolls or wit toys
bigbudda
Mar 16 2009, 07:12 AM
batman would win!! ..why
girls: bond has alot of fine chicks but batmans girls are dressed in black leather

cars: bond may have the newest rides but batman has like 10 diffrent versions of the batmobile, he has a batbike, batwing, batboat etc
costume: bond has nice armani suits but batman has a full body armor suit. if bond falls of a building hes dead, batman always lands on his feet with that cape/wings
enemys: batman has beaten arnold (dr freeze) enough said......
crazyfroggy
Mar 16 2009, 12:28 PM
leather doesnt look good on everyone
bond never falls from a building
nor does his posh armani suits get dirty
a real aston martin is better than a fictitious batmobile
Cheers
Cr@zy
Monkey-Ronin
Apr 9 2009, 07:01 PM
I think (or would like to think) Batman would win. Bond is highly trained and there is no denying, a very formidable opponent.
I like to think that Batman would get the upper hand...especially if we are talking The Dark Knight graphic novel Batman, where lets face it, he's an absolute bad to the bone hardened killer. Batman has also dedicated a lot of time to martial arts and the like, so Bond may not have the upper hand in that area like some have suggested.
At the end of the day Batman is one of my all-time Heroes, so I may be biased.
Ryzer
Jul 3 2009, 10:39 PM
Batman hands down, he's quicker. I don't see Bond with no bulletproof apparel
RequiemValorum
Jul 3 2009, 10:58 PM
I would say that James Bond would win.
Whist I love Batman and he is one of my favorite characters, there is one things that separates them.
James Bond, partucully the new one, is willing to kill his opponent. Batman prefers to avoid killing his opponent unless it is unavoidable. For this reason alone batman would win.
Proff
Jul 4 2009, 09:10 AM
Well, he could always leave James Bond in a coma for the rest of his life... not exactly dead.
Maiyart
Jul 9 2009, 01:55 AM
It's obvious to me that Batman would win hands down.
Batman has mastered nearly every fighting style on the planet. He learned Shaolin in China, western boxing from Wildcat, and re-learned martial arts under Lady Shiva. Batman was also trained as a League of Shadow ninja assasin, becoming a master of stealth, and escape artistry, thus having the effect as being "invisible."
If Batman can take out 7-8 guys whatever their training consistantly, then he can take out one guy - James Bond.
I don't know how accurate this is but it seems quite possible since I've been reading Batman comics for over 20 years, that
Batman's abilities include near superhuman status through years of rigorous training. Through these years of training, he has obtained peak human strength, agility and skills in acrobatics. On some occassions, Batman has been known to be able to perform humanly impossible feats such as punching through brick walls or kicking down trees. He is a master of 127 different forms of martial arts, thus making him a very unpredictable opponent to his enemies.
doughboy420
Jul 12 2009, 11:15 AM
dude batman would totally kick bond's lame ass.... and he's got way better gadgets
DoughBoy420
Rocheforte
Nov 30 2009, 01:48 PM
I have to go with the Bat. I mean he has tangled with the usuals, Spawn, the Predator, and he's even killed Superman a few times. Has Bond faced anyone like Superman? You also have to consider that bats is crazy ever since his parents were killed. If he even thinks Bond is on the wrong side of the law, well let's just hope Bond isn't engaging in his usual bout of coitus at that moment.
Nazekanu
Dec 1 2009, 10:57 AM
If you take all of the impossibilities and idiocy of the superhero worlds that are allowed to slide, eg. getting around in that full combat armour, head gear and cape, swinging round gotham etc and put it aside. In reality, Batman would have the floor wiped with him. Bond in the same universe would be just as strong, fast, intuitive, and intelligent except he doesnt wear a cape, just a dinner suit. He's the super agent who will take all your money at cards, diss you publicly in front of your boys while alone, sleep with your woman, give you a hiding physically and then kill you; he's got government funding for gadgets, and is licensed to kill at his discretion.
Both are one man army's, difference is Bond is ruthless, Batman isnt.
Saj5786
Dec 3 2009, 01:54 PM
Batman VS Bond... James Bond.
hmm... i would say Batman... cause they where fighting in the streets of gotham... and a bondgirl was looking in the corner witch totaly distracted Bond and cause of that Batman used the BatLighter to burn the suite of Bond with him in it... (yeh... he totaly forgot the fireprove suite on the cleaner, cause there were some bondgirls there too...

)
chaosdept
Jan 16 2010, 12:02 AM
Oh please it will always be Batman. He has been trained way more than Bond. He knows so many different martial arts techniques while Bond knows the simple stuff. Batman also has better mental training than Bond which makes him a better thinker as well making him utilize his gadgets to counter bond.
Batman ftw.
Hashishin666
Jan 16 2010, 06:42 PM
Bond also has gadgets. Plus he's trained to kill. Kill quickly.
batman820
Jan 16 2010, 09:17 PM
Ok, seriously..... The Bat!! Always. The worlds greatest detective! Hands Down.
paradigm74
Jan 29 2010, 03:22 AM
1) Sean Connery Vs Lewis Wilson
2) George Lazenby Vs Robert Lowery
3) Sean Connery Vs Adam West
4) Roger Moor Vs Michael Keaton
5) Timothy Dalton Vs Val Kilmer
6) Pierce Brosnan Vs George Cloony
7) Daniel Craig Vs Christian Bale
I love the Bat but.............. I'm sticking with Bond ! Connery Wins first round!!
Boinky
Oct 31 2010, 10:35 PM
It's a slighjtly difficult question because we don't klnow the parameters. Most problematic I would say is do they know each other and who/what they are? I saw many comments about how Bond kills fast and without conscience. True normally, but only when it comes to criminals. Batman may technically fit in that category as a viglinate, but then again Batman is also basically exactly the same as Bond, somebody set to work against criminals; Batman just lacks a government badge to authorize what he does. And if Bond knows Batman for who and what he was then he would never kill Batman, and of course other than in alternate reality situations, Batman doesn't kill either.
So if they know each other but have to fight, then we have a scenario to work with. And in that scenario of a fight between the two with no confusion of identity there would be no killing on either side, and Batman would win fairly easily. Batman is the better fighter having scoured the earth to learn every form of fighting style over a number of years, and Bond has had some MI6 training in hand-to-hand fighting. And Batman also has the edge in gadgets since he can spend any ammount of his billions to fortify his arsenal, while Bond has gadgets made by him from MI6's weapon labs, high-tech in some ways, but also based on government budgets and therefore much more limited in possibilities. So Batman in 1 : better fighter - better gadgets - and more used to fighting to win and not having to ever resort to shooting an opponent to finish a fight.
lowbrow
Nov 2 2010, 07:43 AM
QUOTE (paradigm74 @ Jan 28 2010, 07:22 PM)

1) Sean Connery Vs Lewis Wilson
2) George Lazenby Vs Robert Lowery
3) Sean Connery Vs Adam West
4) Roger Moor Vs Michael Keaton
5) Timothy Dalton Vs Val Kilmer
6) Pierce Brosnan Vs George Cloony
7) Daniel Craig Vs Christian Bale
I love the Bat but.............. I'm sticking with Bond ! Connery Wins first round!!
THIS ^^^^^^
I was for the Bat because it's the Bat but here, here are the parameters.
James Bond just smashed on Batman.
Daniel Craig chews Christian Bale up
Micheal Keaton does come out hella strong, pfff Roger Moor.
But Pierce and Timothy, come on (in New Jersey accent) cOMe Awwwwn
batman820
Nov 3 2010, 03:05 PM
Ok, one more time, If I can kick Superman's A**, what makes you think Bond can stand up???
Batman
Badog
Nov 3 2010, 10:27 PM
I think it would come down to Batman being dressed for the job. It might not be bullet proof but at close quarters that high tech outfit is going to swing it. Bond and his Saville Row suit are going to have their hands full.
rgblaq
Nov 5 2010, 05:46 PM
Seriously ????
Comparisons ??
Again, JUSTICE LEAGUE, Batman is the ish !!
There is NO WAY, Bond's savvy "fighting" skills match the Bat ! Not even if he's on Valium !
And yes, if Batman could HURT Superman, I mean EVEN DARKSIDE, where does that leave Bond ?
Bond got his NUTS knotted in by the villain and went home limpin', I want to see that extreme coming to the Bat !
NO WAY JOSE !!
BuskingForBread
Nov 21 2010, 10:42 AM
Yeah, sorry James - but, I gotta go with Batman on this. He has the greatest superpower known to man ---- money.
gimmeshelter
Nov 21 2010, 11:42 AM
Batman would kick the crap out of Bond as Bruce Wayne!
Hashishin666
Nov 21 2010, 01:34 PM
QUOTE (BuskingForBread @ Nov 21 2010, 10:42 AM)

Yeah, sorry James - but, I gotta go with Batman on this. He has the greatest superpower known to man ---- money.
James Bond has unlimited govrnment funding.
BuskingForBread
Nov 22 2010, 10:08 AM
Which is predetermined as to how it's spent.
Hashishin666
Nov 22 2010, 11:04 AM
In the real world yes. But neither 007 nor Batman live in that.
BuskingForBread
Nov 26 2010, 05:29 AM
QUOTE (Hashishin666 @ Nov 22 2010, 05:04 AM)

In the real world yes. But neither 007 nor Batman live in that.
I retract my statement...
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