There is a vending machine that you can insert anything into.

And get anything out of.

Ex. Inserts: a donkey

Gets: a moldy tuna sandwich.


I will start it off..

Inserts: a beret

An orang-utan... where's my crisps??

Inserts a kilt...

Gets: bag pipes

Inserts: a wooden nickel

out pops a


inserts a cup of coffee

A Cigar with the taste of coffee i.e. Cafe Creme

devjai forgot to insert something so I will get it going again.

Inserts: one armed clown

receives a used odor eater

inserts a dead AA battery

Gets a dead flashlight.

Inserts a used chicken wing...

receives a rubber band with some hair tangled on it

inserts a past due power bill

gets: a bad credit report

inserts: poker chip

gets: the banker

inserts: LX 300 printer

Gets one out of twenty full colour copies.

inserts a knitting needle.

gets a sweater

inserts a 32GB RAM stick

gets: Abacus

inserts: sneakers

gets a zimmer frame

inserts dirty laundry

gets sock puppet

inserts a quarter

Gets a partial sandwich

insedts an empty drink bottle

gets a ticket for littering

inserts a shovel

gets an irishman

inserts a music score

get a song written by me!

inserts a condom wrapper (well I had to do something with it!)

Get's a STD

inserts a boxing glove !

gets head-butted by the machine

inserts some machine language

Gets an old floppy disc


inserts some strawberry jam

gets a traffic jam

inserts a cell phone

gets direct link to inland security.

inserts a hershey's bar

gets an empty rapper

inserts a house brick

gets a brick house

inserts a toenail clipper

gets Tibby

inserts a bank withdrawal slip

gets mega bucks


inserts an old car

gets a bill from the mechanic

inserts a roll of duct tape

gets slienced

inserts the ex

gets a notice to pay alimony

inserts a BBQ grill

gets george forman

inserts shopping trolly

get's locked up for theft

inserts a cig' lighter

gets rapidly extungushed

inserts 1 broken promise

get's the truth


inserts an egg shell

gets a controversial question

inserts monopoly money

Gets a get out of jail free card.

Inserts: a piece of used tissue

gets a laundry bill

inserts the long arm of the law

gets sent to jail

inserts one slightly used child

gets a voucher for the supermarket

inserts a blunt

Gets: a pair of rose colored glasses.

Inserts: a coffee filter

gets Don Warrington

inserts a cotton bud

gets Al Sharpton

inserts a dog

gets a season show on MTV

inserts a battery

gets a remote control car

inserts a dead rose

gets little shop of horrors

inserts my tongue..

Gets one blue-haired grandmother.

Inserts Barry Obama.

receives a lump of coal

inserts a paper airplane

Gets Captain Kirk

Inserts Yoda