I see that we are fighting every day with bloody terror muslims, and it never end. So me and my muslims friends, who are tired to sponsor talibans, mujaheddins, bin laden ghost, other dements with no respect for creation, we give you a task: get that idiot Bin Laden! Any crazy ideas are welcome!

how about tricking him by creating somebody we feel to be more evil and have the president say bin laden is nothing compared to this guy, this guy must be stopped, bin laden can wait. then bin laden might be brave enough to come out of hiding like the coward he is and we would then know right where he was.

This is one crazy hell idea, m8! How about give Bin laden a task? Put a flower in dust and ad water every day! Look her growing and try to see her shape! Can see that HARMONY it self? No, becose your soul is empty, darkness is your day, and fear is your life!
To catch Bin Laden is simple, as day light. See the harmony that surround as, and everything comes to tou by it self, imposible is posible and even a rock has life in it!

uuummmmmm..... what?!?!

don't know about other reasons, but he will surely surrender, if he gets to read this thread.

Its funny though...

We wouldn't need this thread. In 2002, the taliban offered to turn in Osama Bin Laden if the US agreed to let him be tried in a European, Non-NATO country (Sweden,Ireland, Switzerland, Austria), but the good ol' USA declined. They could've easily used their power to convince whatever country he went to, to extradite him.

just end with all weapons manufactoring companies in the world and then sit back and watch all of them come in the open!

it all circles around money ...

Point all Russian and USA weapons in Iraq and Iran

maybe instead of dropping bombs all over the mountains why don't we drop sausages and bacon to flush him out.

This seems like a great idea.

NUKES!!! lol. turn the mountains into a sand pit.

Wouldn't that slightly defeat the point of catching him, he would just become glowing strawberry jam. Another point does anyone else see the irony in "Nuking" or bombing suicide bombers?

If you go to Blackpool England you can buy a Bin Laden mask, we should get one, let all our lads know this of course. Then fly over to the mountains put it on and dance around in a pee stained sheet singing "LIV.......... ERp........... OOL......, .......... Liverpool FC!." Bin Laden will then Run out the mountains in his pee stained dress and have a go as he surely is an Arsenal FC fan.

We need to get him alive, not dead right?

We couldnt get the Americans to Nuke the place thats for sure, I mean its their aim ..... can we REALLY trust it? lol

we just learned that Osama Bin Laden's son was killed several months ago but was kept out of the news to upset Bin Laden. Who knows what information is being kept from us. For all we know he has already been killed and/or captured.

I have a couple of suggestions:

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1. aXXo can find anything - he can rip him !!! lmao

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2. a. Send him a computer, some ripping software, a free internet connection and a static IP.
Then tell him, that an interesting movie has been made in secrecy about him and that it will
reveal his next move or action - but he needs to download it and decode it with the computer
and software.

2. b. Afterwards contact the US authorities and tell them that this guy aXXo has been found
and they can track him on the iP known address.

THEN they can find him - because it seems that they are more eager to find our favorite rather
than finding O'Shame bin Lard'en

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* Or simply tell him that we are not looking for him anymore
(one never knows if he is stupid enough)

I find that maybe the good ol' bait would lure him out:

Tie George W. Bush junior to a pole (like they do with cattle) that might expose the La®den phenomenon.

No snipers - a huge bunch of 155 mm's and land to land missiles pointing exactly at the place of events.

Then fire a barrage of artillery shells - by "accident" and "collateral" damage we might have a good riddance
of two problems at the same time and cost.

They want to put tabs on the news reporters.

When they go and interview him they'll know where he is.

Just like they did just after 9/11 although this got hushed up (Source: Ian R Crane)

If he's alive, he's in Pakistan.

Only a covert operation would serve to find him and kill him.

If I see him, I'll shoot him in the face and collect my reward from the FBI.

Nah - killing him is a reward in itself LOL.

I have wondered though why it never happened that they caught him. If in Afghanistan
... somewhat understandable - they have never submitted to any foreign nation.
It's a vast country and they know every inch of it.

If in Pakistan - too many people that would help him hide.

"Keyholes" placed strategically might help - maybe they already did that ... or
as i suspect - it has been rumored under the reign of "W" that they to some extend covertly
cooperated with this man. Maybe a rumor - but the pro arguments why it had advantages
was seemingly logical.

Personally i think they let him go because catching him now, would make him a true martyr
and i don't think that any government can afford that.

I think we (the US) could solve the over crowded US prison population, by giving lifers and those sentenced to death a choice, either;


1. Accept the courts original prison or death sentence with NO appeal. Most of the time appeals are a waste of taxpayer dollars! Yes, there are a few exceptions.


2. Give the convict a donkey and sling-shot, and drop him/her in any Middle Eastern desert near any terriorist group. If the convict can survive, good for them!! If they can survive AND Kill the Son-of a-BITCH let the convict return to the states.

if you shot him in the face who would know who he was when you came to collect
the bounty

and saying bounty,send in dog and his crew after him.
he seems never to fail in any mission.

Ask the Bushes to ask there mates the Bin Ladens to find out where hes staying

Not sure what would be achieved by him being killed / captured, someone else will step forward and replace him.

Osama Bin Laden was a very sick man, needing specialist care and medication.

He either died for lack of drugs and or the specialist care he needed.

Or, he died due to military action, somewhere In the hills and caves where he was hiding.

The US need him to be alive, as a figurehead of hate/blame, they know he's dead.

al-Qaida need him to be alive to scare the US public and Influence events.

He also serves as a recruiter for the uneducated, easily swayed, expendable Muslim youth.

If BL was to set up a torrent service BLB (Bin Laden Bay, Taliban torrents (more ideas welcome)) then it would be the greatest torrent site in the world.

We can then just follow the MPAA , and BINGO bin laden is caught. Simples!(chic)

Or sausage bacon bikini wearing assault girls roving the mountains.
I don't think any thing other than scantily clad pork laden kittens would get
the Islamic George Burns up and running.

You might see Bin Laden at the next climate change summit if you're lucky. source

maybe if these so called super powers and their like stopped supplying these countrys with weapons the world would be a better place to live in and he might not be such a bad guy.

send in the A Team, Airwolf, Knightrider and Streethawk or Dog the Bounty Hunter and his crew.

why am I reminded of the Laughing Man

The hunt for Bin Laden in Pakistan seems to be growing rapidly -- it's yielded several highranking Al Qaeda figures already this year, so perhaps the time is drawing near for a capture or kill of the man himself?

I suggest we give him a "Pay attention to me" tee shirt and his own TV network and he'll be pretty easy to locate. He seems to love the sound of his own voice. That guy is a first class bore, if a dangerous one.

Shame, you think they'll hurt him if they find him??

It won't be long before he's caught 'cos he's running out of money...

He keeps sending audio tapes to Al-Jazeera 'cos he can't afford CD's...

My question here is what will they do after they get him, I say we put the reward money around his neck in a bag sewn to a collar that are both made of carbon fiber then drop him off on the street somewhere in the New York. splice all the security cam vids together and release it in the theaters kinda like an "Escape from NY/ Running Man" action movie.

Have CIA start up a fake terror group to operate in Pakistan , have this group blow up minnor building in USA , get this fake group to admit their act of terror on internet , than get them to send their ops out and get in touch with minnor AL Qaeda ops , do some small operations with them , sooner or latter word of Bin will come out , slowly work their way up to meeting him than " Bang " kill the $@$#@$ , or something like that.



maybe he havin dinner with G Bush right now ?

Bin Laden never carried out the 9/11 attacks you people think so 3 dimensionally.
The real culprits died that day,Sheesh!

It seems like it would be very simple to catch bin laden, put out bait. He would want to buy anything and everything, that has to do with hurting america. Whether information or weapons, we can catch him, theres obviously some reason that we dont want to catch him.

Im more afraid of Dubya than a 50 odd year old who's on Dialysis.
**** MOD EDIT**** and will believe anything that you see on the TV.

Understand the mod edit, but is it true?
if it is true is it an insult still?
The public is "naive" (guess that would be the rite word) about pretty much anything, were only given the knowledge that our government allows us.

Naïve isn't about the information you are given or have access to, naïve is blindly believing it.

Ignorant is the word, I do believe.

Sounds about rite hash, i was looking for a little more umph , because honestly for some americans ignorant just doesnt cut it.