Everyone has an excuse whether they be true or not. Lets hear your best excuses for being late, not showing up, not calling, whatever one may need an excuse for, lets
have fun with it







I am late because i hit a dog and it needed to visit the vet.

my excuses for not going to work is the normal, I don't feel well trying to make a fake voice and coughing couple of times

i was pulled over by the cops

i had a punture on my way in?

My backside is sore....damn those UFO's....

I was stopping to get donuts and they were closed

Quoting cheech "I had to rescue a burning baby"

I don't need an excuse, I have altziemers, what was the question anyway.

my excuse for not doing my homework in school was " my dad spilt coffee all over it and he chucked it out"

I was knocked out by narcotics.

seriously I have a weak constitution when it comes to these things, a single muscle relaxant knocked my out for 20 hours one time

i fell and hurt myself on the way here

best excuse my forman to me snow skiing so i missed work seriously and the funny thing is I got payed for that day to how funny is that now beat that

I didn't feel like coming in so I didn't

I once called in saying I woke up and my vision was a messing with me, when my employer asked what was wrong with my vision I told him I couldn't see myself coming in today. All my jobs were done so he just laughed and told me he would see me tomarrow.

well the falling off an ATV excuse always works well especially if you sleep in and have someone call in and say the doctors gave you some muscle relaxants, and are passed out

I'm late because the bus set on fire and then I had to kill a terrorist

this is my funniest but true excuse....................I slipped a disc reaching for a doughnut!

Who's late your early.

I was in the PG with LP trying to hide from everyone so they would leave me alone

I didn't show up for work one day because I couldn't feel anything below my bellybutton. I had to get my dad to drive me to the hospital. I called from the ER and my general manager was really pissed because I was the only one who knew how to do my job so they were screwed until I got to work.